Here I am, 24 hours after finishing the Maui marathon. My legs hurt so much that I actually considered crawling to the fridge
However, before you dial 911 for me, let me just tell you that I am overjoyed! I may not have finished like I wanted to (you can read all about that here) but I did finish, and that’s what matters. I’m happy with my run and wanted to share a few running tips with you.
Don’t carry so much – You don’t need three water bottles, an MP3 player, a camera, a backpack full of Gatorade and replacement shoelaces just in case. All that weight will just weigh you down.
Carry some pain killers – Two Tylenol will help you keep running / walking post the 20th mile when your legs feel like nothing but pain. Four Tylenol is even better. Just don’t over do it.
Use the water stops – Don’t be shy, they’re there for a reason. Drink a half cup of Gatorade, a bit of water and pour a cup of water on your head.
Stop wasting money on goo – You don’t need whatever is in those packets. The water and Gatorade are just fine.
Vaseline is your friend – Yep, Vaseline. Trust me, you’re going to have body parts rubbing against other body parts for a very long time. If you don’t put something there to “smooth” things out, you’re going to regret it.
Sunscreen is a must – You’re going to be spending a lot of time outdoors, you don’t want to do it without sunscreen.
Protect the nipples – Hah! You women laugh, but us men rarely think of this. Well guys, when you’re running for a long time, sometimes things chafe. Vaselines helps in other places but the best way to protect nipples is bandaids. So be a man, slap a couple of flintstone bandaids on your nipples and run like the wind!
Train with an uphill – This is for all you treadmill jockeys out there (like me) who rarely run outdoors. Do yourself a favor and run some hills. Otherwise, when you do hit a hill, it’s going to hit back, hard!
Run with someone – A running partner makes a huge difference.
Pace yourself – I know you feel really good on the 4th mile, but there are 22 more miles and they’re going to be much harder.
Last but not least, have fun – Unless you’re the guy who finished the marathon in one hour and fifty eight minutes (which I find amazing by the way) then relax and enjoy yourself. Don’t beat yourself up if you were a little slow. You’ve still accomplished something amazing. Enjoy it.
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Don’t worry, next week we’ll get back to our series about supercharging your life. In fact, have you set out some goals yet? Have you started adding some activity into your life? Have you started eating healthy? As for me, I’m going to go soak my legs in some hot water and send thank you letters to the makers of vaseline.

